Today, we will ponder one of the hilarious facts of life. Think on peeps, think on…

It has been a little while, the rakoon is moving locations. So I’ve been packing, throwing crap away, etc…I am looking forward to living in a home again. This time there is a swimming pool..yes!!

This process has led me to a realization.

On the day one moves, one finds out who is a real friend. This process usually uncovers all kinds of excuses, like, “I know I told you I would help, but my son’s friend just broke his Star Wars toy, and I can’t help you…”-nice.

-or, the famous-

“..family emergency”

I want to hear some funny real life excuses on why people could not help you move. While you are pondering…check out some of these stories below..funny.

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Moving Comedy

He probably won’t even get in trouble…cause he’s famous, don’t you know…what do you think?

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Read article: Chris Brown says hes `sorry and saddened

Read article: Axelrod: Effects of stimulus will be seen soon

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If you have pictures, post your pictures, stiffrakoon.com is meant to be interactive, and your comments will now post on the right column. There are many things to come, including much more traffic and readers, new pages, merchandise, and a newly designed page. I look forward to growing as a new Koalition.

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You know why I like Obama? Not because I am a democrat, I’m not. The guy is the real deal.

In our current status as a nation, we need someone who is confident, a mover, shaker, not a cake baker. We need change, obviously. Why am I writing about this in my blog? I’ve got writer’s block lately, and all this economy crap, has given me a one track mind. So, I’ll get it off my chest and then talk about the funniest thing in music.

• Obama has his mortal political ‘enemies’ on his cabinet…as he put it, “..unprecedented..” -he’s right. Who does that?

Someone who is waging war(any type of war) needs many advisors to claim victory. Who does that?-Someone that is serious and means business. I love it, all these critics, ‘political gurus’, making comments on what he should do, didn’t do, must do, did wrong…one must walk in ones shoes, at least a mile before commenting on how they walk, or move.

Here we go. The fun part. Chris Brown, for all of you who don’t know, he is the guy that has been riding Usher’s coat tails, but, until now more squeaky clean. Dude supposedly beat up his long time girlfriend which so happens to be a star herself(whatever that word ‘star’ means). I’ve seen better people with less of a story go to prison. Of course he won’t, he can afford big attorney’s, maybe he should do a song with Disturbed.

Until Next Time,

stiffrakoon

Coldplay is a favorite of mine and I love their new single ‘Viva la Vida’ does it sound like one of Satriani’s songs? You be the judge. Here is the song Satriani thinks Coldplay copied…what’s even funnier is this guy is 52 yrs old! WOW…maybe some of the same notes…but, plagiarism?

]]> http://stiffrakoon.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/coldplayvssatriani/feed/ 3 The Stiff Rakoon http://stiffrakoon.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/global-fu-daya-new-holiday/ http://stiffrakoon.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/global-fu-daya-new-holiday/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:15:52 +0000 stiffrakoon http://stiffrakoon.wordpress.com/?p=150 ]]> Yes, I have designated tomorrow the 3rd day of the month of February as “Global FU Day’…

There are some rather large resentments in our global community, if you haven’t noticed, the world has some middle fingers to throw up toward many sources. Whether it be toward music, the economy, rich folks, hell, even to me (amuse me)…or simply a global “FU” shout out…

I am a firm believer in comedy to heal the inner soul, and I am a firm believer in good ol’ fashion speaking your mind and releasing tension that way. Whatever your poison, SPEAK YOUR MIND…interact and experience the smile while you are typing and releasing.

Don’t worry, I’ll have quite a few ‘FU’s'…

For all the smart people, F…U…is for fuck you…(holy shit did he just say that?) That’s a big 10-4

F. U. for now,

stiffrakoon

This is madness.

As the dollar(our credit value as a nation) plummets like Kurt Cobain’s life in 94′…

The rich, greedy, tycoons (the heroes of our society ie. Nicholas Cosmo, Arthur Nadel) seem to have a growing tolerance of  “the money drug” which is legal to our amazing capitalistic system…these guys seem like junkies in their quest of just one more dollar.

The population has created such a gap in the classes, the greed has grown into a riot or sorts for just one more ‘fix’.  God forbid a small sacrifice.

A leer jet? Bentley? For the sake of something noble or full of honor like allowing someone’s family to eat or have a humble roof over their heads. Nah, we need more, more, more. What happened to honor? Honesty?

I understand business and success on many levels, but, this is like watching two year old boys fight over a Tonka truck.

Where’s frickin’ Robin Hood when you need him? What’s even scarier about this economic slide is how the government is ceasing power of the economy, looking like heroes. Didn’t Hitler do that? It’s like a giant clearance sale for them.

Feedback please…

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Yesterday I was trying to see if there was any good music on the radio. The only luck I had was music that is from quit a while ago. Or songs that sound like shit that has already been done.

Did the world lose it’s creativity? It is possible to be totally produced and good people. For examples ask me…

Seriously. I would like some opinions people, take two seconds and let me know what’s up…

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